March 2012
February 2012
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feel the envy
Breaking news: I hate everything because I hate myself. Newsflash: I am not even gay.
Question: Am I gay or I am just incredibly and utterly narcissistic?
I am in your car giving you a blowjob because I want to be just like you.
I am in your bedroom fucking you because you have a bed.
I am in the restroom giving you a handjob because damn those clothes look mighty fine.
But facts are...
I feel the envy.
“how pretty.”
– me, referring to tumblr new layout thing
“The murderer, the victim, the witness, each of us thinks our role is the lead.”
– Invisible Monsters (via helga-goebbels)
“Problem? Hey, Superman should really do something about his flying problem....”
– Barney Stinson (via rainedaxxis)
“You’re vile and vulgar. That’s pretty dreamy. You’re a big...”
– a guy on grindr.
Tumblr: Internet censorship is just plain wrong. Unless it's something that makes us feel squeamish or we don't agree with. Everything else is kosher though.
“We’re proud to be the parents of a dead gay son.”
– Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
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You teenage girls and fags who are all depressed...
Stawp it. :3
