February 2011
Feb 1st
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I need to write a 1000 word essay in 30 minutes.
things I am doing tumbling watching pornography poking at my penis
Feb 1st
January 2011
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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I had a dream that I was killing a man last night
I am not sure what bothers me more: the way the man was crying when I repeatedly pounding his face with a chair, or how I ask God to forgive me despite the fact I am an atheist. 
Jan 30th
Why Egypt’s popular rebellion is the greatest... →
givemesomethingtoread: I’m writing this on January 28th, 2011, at 11:53 AM Cairo time, although I’m an ocean away from Cairo. But, as someone wrote the other day on Twitter, yesterday, we were all Tunisian; today, we are all Egyptian, and tomorrow, we will all be free. So today I am writing this on Cairo time. (Thanks, Inky)
Jan 30th
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“Obama is a first-class politician, maybe the best in the world. He wouldn’t...”
– Kragen Javier Sitaker, @kragen on Twitter
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
How to Communicate if Your Government Shuts Off... →
Jan 29th
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apolloreincarnated-deactivated2 asked: So this is just a hunch, but are you maybe watching Pushing Daisies currently? Hahaha great show... it's a total shame it was cancelled... possibly one of the best US shows, in my opinion.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Family
Sister: Can we watch the Ellen Degeneres Show, please, mom!?!?!?
Mom: No.
Me: MOM DOESNT LIKE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!
Mom: Would you like a gun?
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“I had a dream about you. I had a dream you were in a supermarket in Rio buying...”
– Brazil <3
Jan 28th
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haiku about my job
Bitches cut my hours motherfuckers cocksuckers i am a poor bitch
Jan 28th
Jan 27th
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“Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss...”
– Ned, Pushing Daisies (via a-garfield)
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
i am disabled all around
can’t see can’t hear have horrible balance im a homosexual and my thumbs are shaped weird I AM A MONSTTTTTTTTTTTTER
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Oh yeah. Sometimes I forget that I am partially...
Where are my deaf tumblr users at?
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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haiku of my day
wake up and jerk off tumblr all fucking morning school all fucking night
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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“Do you understand? Do you see the forest through the trees? Do you not see what...”
– Chuck Klosterman. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (via whatalwayshappens-life)
Jan 27th
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I don't want a boyfriend who always wants to know...
just want someone who shaddups and swallows.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
I don't understand why people do drugs when they...
fogcitymaverick: nandobsession: xavilicious: this is me whenever I eat that ^^ no. because some people arent fuckin 4 years old. ;3
Jan 27th
fuck j fuck
J says:
im fuckin j
joseph says:
im fuckin j too
i dont need to chase bitches
cry for bitches
all i need to do is smack bitches
J says:
an buy me lunchables
joseph says:
damn str8
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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THEY REPLACED DAISY ADAIR IN THE DEAD LIKE ME...
:( i cant watch this movie. 
Jan 27th
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I just got my letter from Gaywarts: Witchcraft and...
The headmaster, Anus Bumblewhore, wants to set up an oral interview with me.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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assisted suicide
joseph says:
i dont believe in god officially
can i commit suicide now
J says:
idc
youre goin to hell anyway
why not start early
joseph says:
wanna help me?
J says:
how can i
joseph says:
i will visit you
and you punch me around
choke me to death
rape me
J says:
no
J says:
thats not suicide
thats homicide
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th