February 2011
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I need to write a 1000 word essay in 30 minutes.
things I am doing
tumbling
watching pornography
poking at my penis
January 2011
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I had a dream that I was killing a man last night
I am not sure what bothers me more: the way the man was crying when I repeatedly pounding his face with a chair, or how I ask God to forgive me despite the fact I am an atheist.
Why Egypt’s popular rebellion is the greatest... →
givemesomethingtoread:
I’m writing this on January 28th, 2011, at 11:53 AM Cairo time, although I’m an ocean away from Cairo. But, as someone wrote the other day on Twitter, yesterday, we were all Tunisian; today, we are all Egyptian, and tomorrow, we will all be free. So today I am writing this on Cairo time.
(Thanks, Inky)
Obama is a first-class politician, maybe the best in the world. He wouldn’t...
– Kragen Javier Sitaker, @kragen on Twitter
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How to Communicate if Your Government Shuts Off... →
apolloreincarnated-deactivated2 asked: So this is just a hunch, but are you maybe watching Pushing Daisies currently? Hahaha great show... it's a total shame it was cancelled... possibly one of the best US shows, in my opinion.
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Family
Sister: Can we watch the Ellen Degeneres Show, please, mom!?!?!?
Mom: No.
Me: MOM DOESNT LIKE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!
Mom: Would you like a gun?
I had a dream about you.
I had a dream you were in a supermarket in Rio buying...
– Brazil <3
haiku about my job
Bitches cut my hours
motherfuckers cocksuckers
i am a poor bitch
Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss...
– Ned, Pushing Daisies (via a-garfield)
i am disabled all around
can’t see
can’t hear
have horrible balance
im a homosexual
and my thumbs are shaped weird
I AM A MONSTTTTTTTTTTTTER
Oh yeah. Sometimes I forget that I am partially...
Where are my deaf tumblr users at?
haiku of my day
wake up and jerk off
tumblr all fucking morning
school all fucking night
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Do you understand? Do you see the forest through the trees? Do you not see what...
– Chuck Klosterman. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (via whatalwayshappens-life)
I don't want a boyfriend who always wants to know...
just want someone who shaddups and swallows.
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I don't understand why people do drugs when they...
fogcitymaverick:
nandobsession:
xavilicious:
this is me whenever I eat that
^^
no.
because some people arent fuckin 4 years old. ;3
fuck j fuck
J says:
im fuckin j
joseph says:
im fuckin j too
i dont need to chase bitches
cry for bitches
all i need to do is smack bitches
J says:
an buy me lunchables
joseph says:
damn str8
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THEY REPLACED DAISY ADAIR IN THE DEAD LIKE ME...
:( i cant watch this movie.
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I just got my letter from Gaywarts: Witchcraft and...
The headmaster, Anus Bumblewhore, wants to set up an oral interview with me.
assisted suicide
joseph says:
i dont believe in god officially
can i commit suicide now
J says:
idc
youre goin to hell anyway
why not start early
joseph says:
wanna help me?
J says:
how can i
joseph says:
i will visit you
and you punch me around
choke me to death
rape me
J says:
no
J says:
thats not suicide
thats homicide