January 2010
I just have this feeling that once it's 2010, I...
2009: There are no real men left. Please oh...
"It seemed that moment would last forever. That...
Choke
December 2009
COPS BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
J says:
have u ever seen cops
liam says:
yeah
the black guys are the villians
J says:
lol
liam says:
mexicans are the comic relief characters
J says:
thats incredibly racist liam
SRSLY ABBIKADABRA!?
abbikadabra:
secondhandfuck:
SRSLY?
I am officially disturbed. o__o
eh, you can just unfollow like about 20 other people do every night
You’re too lovely to unfollow. <3
SRSLY ABBIKADABRA!?
SRSLY?
I am officially disturbed. o__o
Grey's Anatomy
Liam says:
I hope O Malley passes his intern exam
J says:
he does
and is immmediately hit by a bus
Oh. I am just going through puberty.
Why is my left nipple so hard?
It hurts. T__T
liam says:
I AM GETTING FAT
GOTTA STOP EATING
J says:
yeah
youre starting to look healthy
cant have that
My left nipple is so hard that I feel its going to...
I have been feeling incredibly horny. This is...
Then I stab my lover with a scalpel.
Before I do something that might damage my social...
I wanna join a band, have sex with tons of dudes,...
Oh hey
I see Micheal Cera is starring in an upcoming film.
I should remind everyone how much I hate him.
I'm officially back.
*prepare for grey’s anatomy quotes/naked men/pokemon/whores/etc.etc.*
Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like...
– Hermione - Deathly Hallows - pg. 415 (via itsabrandnewday)
MISS GRANGER I NEVER!!!
omg and no usb either.
f
m
l
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
so I bought an ipod.
BUT NO CHARGER. WHAT IS THIS SHIT
I SEE A PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!
*tackles grandpa*
My grandpa is getting the mail.....OO__OO
OH FUCK. I think the mailman just passed my house....
I need my sweater. :3
I am waiting for the fuckin mailman. Hey mailman,...
I want my ipod. :3
I don't know how you work
forgedspirits:
But I wanna know what makes you tick, baby girl you make me sick.
I NEED A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY THAT I COULD WRITE...
(via cupquake)
My. Penis.
I am such an idiot.
The reason why my laptop charger still hasn’t been delivered to me is becauseĀ I gave them the wrong fuckin zipcode.
UGGGGGGH DELAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS
AND NO MORE CHRISTMAS MUSIC
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMMM