February 2012
I have a strick diet of fish, chicken, and dick
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My car is like, "hey joseph. I really think you...
and I am like, “lol car, you can’t talk.”
1 tag
Your shitty narrowminded view on life
it gets better
Bottoming
it gets better
2 tags
“I love you too, my fave hipster.”
– rapha
at&t can suck my dick
blowjobs and parking lots
me: HE SAID I WAS BETTER THAN HIS EX
j: boys say that. every guy i fuck, i make sure he says it
me: HAHA
j: and if he doesnt, i fuck him til he does
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)
gay.aids.dead.
Me: Isn't that like every gay guy's nightmare? To get AIDS and die? How cliche is that? Cancer or malaria, or the fuckin small pox, I would take ANYTHING but fuckin AIDS.
baby jam!
me: you're like the cutest fucking baby in the entire world!
baby jam: *farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt* *cries*
me: OMG SO CUTE.
“When another person makes you suffer, it is because he suffers deeply within...”
– Thich Nhat Hanh (via elige)
